other than opening day, that is.

why they chose to do it in late august is beyond me, as while the little girl sang the anthem

it was already 92 degrees

in the shade

wanna know something nice the dodgers do?

i complain a lot, i realize that, but hopefully i also praise

the dodgers have a huge latino audience. and many of their players are from south of the border

today when the dodgers took the field the PA blasted “El Rey” by vicente fernandez.

the crowd of “38,000” cheered happily.

some places say they care about the Latino audience, but i dont see them playing no vicente fernandez

when they wanna get the party started.

too hot so i went to the stadium club bar

loitered around the $38 all you can eat buffet

everything seemed to fresh and natural for my good

all i really wanted was a dodger dog, but tomorrows my cheat day, not today

plus drinking is fattening enough. funny story

when i went to the beer vender lady she said right away Firestone

i said Firestone IPA please.

she said, see, no Cub fan order Coor Light.

and pointed at my Cubs hat.

while i was hiding in the stadium club bree was ordering a chocolate soft serve in a batting helmet at the taqueria

little did we know when we were standing in the breezy breezeway that little league puig was being benched

right then for being too much of a space cadet

we walked past this stand that sells game used dodger crap and i was all

too bad im poor, i might have to steal that base

but because i was raised right i kept my jokes about the $25 balls to myself.