even if I’m only gone 10 days, when I come home I appreciate being back
I appreciate my buddy Chris getting the xbi mobile detailed and washed.
I appreciate my neighbor watching the crib and taking the mail and newspapers in
And I appreciate the perfect weather waiting for me on my return.
I don’t appreciate the house sitter showing up on the first day, urinating, and not flushing.
I do not appreciate the spider who built an intricate web next to my threshold during my absence.
I do not appreciate the dishes remaining dirty and the fridge creating several science experiments.
I do appreciate my bed being amazing and my tv remaining entertaining
And the universe providing some rock star parking so I didn’t have to schlep my bags down Hollywood