1. Wednesday, September 25, 2013

    dear tony, Green or Pink? 

    sass in pink IMG_6972

    im not sure exactly how i continue to be given these assignments.

    my personal fashion choices usually revolve around: what is clean, what is most wrinkly,

    and what goes best with a Cubs hat.

    but strangely the most beautiful women ask my advice on what they should wear

    even though my first response is usually haminahaminahamina.

    me personally i dont think men should ever tell women what to put on their body or what to do with their body

    if anything we should just be happy that this isnt a planet filled with men.

    these two looks by Sass bring home that point beautifully.

    although they are both very playful and young, i feel like the pink one wouldn’t be complete without a curved staff.

    the green one is a touch more subtle but still adorbs.

    because im a scientist at heart id like to see that one with the cream socks, but again, who am i to wonder.

    forgive me.

    anyways, the green, to me is more welcoming, the pink is too bright a light, it’s the star trek phaser on stun.

    if you have outfits you’d like me to choose between email them to me at

    merle@thepoutinemachine.com