im not sure exactly how i continue to be given these assignments.
my personal fashion choices usually revolve around: what is clean, what is most wrinkly,
and what goes best with a Cubs hat.
but strangely the most beautiful women ask my advice on what they should wear
even though my first response is usually haminahaminahamina.
me personally i dont think men should ever tell women what to put on their body or what to do with their body
if anything we should just be happy that this isnt a planet filled with men.
these two looks by Sass bring home that point beautifully.
although they are both very playful and young, i feel like the pink one wouldn’t be complete without a curved staff.
the green one is a touch more subtle but still adorbs.
because im a scientist at heart id like to see that one with the cream socks, but again, who am i to wonder.
forgive me.
anyways, the green, to me is more welcoming, the pink is too bright a light, it’s the star trek phaser on stun.
if you have outfits you’d like me to choose between email them to me at
merle@thepoutinemachine.com