1. Sunday, September 29, 2013

    my mother has known me a fairly long time. several decades at least 

    mom text

    she lives in chicago.

    pretty close to Oprah.

    Da Bears going into this game are undefeated.

    when I was out there I watched the first two games with her.

    Everyone in Chicago is super pumped for this season.

    I can’t imagine she didn’t know that on

    SUNDAY

    in the AFTERNOON,

    the odds are pretty good

    that the Bears are on TV

    playing football.

    and that i would be watching it.

    but she loves me and i love her

    so she just thinks im waiting to find out what my sister won

    at the church auction.

    well now the whole world knows.

    great job angie.

    as soon as i get a job im buying my mom

    a bigger tv

    that automagically turns on on Sundays

    when the Bears are playing

    even though they’re losing big time today

    because Jay Cutlers mom didnt tell him to get his head in the game today

    in fact Jay should pay for my moms new TV

    because this is ridiculous

    and i cant even believe this is happening

    all last year the Lions only won 4 games

    and here they are in the end of the 3rd creaming the bears 37-16

    no wonder my mom cares more about the St. Viator’s freaking gala more than the Monsters of the Midway

    on the Lord’s Day

    on a beautiful fall day in America. Damn you Jay Cutler. Damn you to h-e double hockey sticks.