my mother has known me a fairly long time. several decades at least

mom text

she lives in chicago.

pretty close to Oprah.

Da Bears going into this game are undefeated.

when I was out there I watched the first two games with her.

Everyone in Chicago is super pumped for this season.

I can’t imagine she didn’t know that on

SUNDAY

in the AFTERNOON,

the odds are pretty good

that the Bears are on TV

playing football.

and that i would be watching it.

but she loves me and i love her

so she just thinks im waiting to find out what my sister won

at the church auction.

well now the whole world knows.

great job angie.

as soon as i get a job im buying my mom

a bigger tv

that automagically turns on on Sundays

when the Bears are playing

even though they’re losing big time today

because Jay Cutlers mom didnt tell him to get his head in the game today

in fact Jay should pay for my moms new TV

because this is ridiculous

and i cant even believe this is happening

all last year the Lions only won 4 games

and here they are in the end of the 3rd creaming the bears 37-16

no wonder my mom cares more about the St. Viator’s freaking gala more than the Monsters of the Midway

on the Lord’s Day

on a beautiful fall day in America. Damn you Jay Cutler. Damn you to h-e double hockey sticks.