theres a very hairy cat living under my house

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i know this to be true because i saw it crawling under the house when i opened my door to get the paper

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also i know because im allergic to cats and my gnose has been saying wtf tony seriously w t royal f

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this cat has big sad eyes like those paintings of cats and clowns and kids dancing from the 70s

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so i put water in a tuperware bowl and i caught it drinking it and then laying in the dirt like it was the best water ever

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decided if i ever saw it again id name it Dirrty because its the only long haired cat i knew who liked the dirt so

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was in the grocery store and the saran wrap was next to the cat food and i considered buying some but

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i figured i have two new neighbors. one on one side, one on the other, maybe they wanna adopt a cat

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or maybe this is their cat already they just like to let it be free like abe lincoln so i didnt buy none

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then this morning i heard an odd noise. seems the cat durn scared the squirrel up the durn evergreen

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the squirrel was making hey scram cat sounds but that cat dont know the language of squirrels

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and just stared up there with those big dumb eyes. laying in the cool morning dirt.

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not even knowing this is hollywood.