in real life im the most normal nice polite person youd ever wanna meet.
but when the bears are on… and i think they should win… and if their season looks promising
i will yell at the top of my lungs at the tv
the only time my neighbors know i exist is during football season
bbq, screaming, cursing
and occasionally great laughing.
its very easy to be a football fan. theres only like 16 games a year for your team.
the games only last 3 hours tops cuz everyones fat.
and you only need to know the names of like three of the guys on each team.
theres even a piss break in the middle of the game so people can ignore the band.
tickets in chicago start at $250 for the worst seat imaginable.
youre basically in indiana.
we paid half that to see the raiders and the bears in the club section on the 0 yard line in oakland
that was the only game i ever went to where i didnt care who won, they were both my teams
my real team
and my california adopted team.
who both drive me crazy
especially today. all day.