in real life im the most normal nice polite person youd ever wanna meet.

but when the bears are on… and i think they should win… and if their season looks promising

i will yell at the top of my lungs at the tv

the only time my neighbors know i exist is during football season

bbq, screaming, cursing

and occasionally great laughing.

its very easy to be a football fan. theres only like 16 games a year for your team.

the games only last 3 hours tops cuz everyones fat.

and you only need to know the names of like three of the guys on each team.

theres even a piss break in the middle of the game so people can ignore the band.

tickets in chicago start at $250 for the worst seat imaginable.

youre basically in indiana.

we paid half that to see the raiders and the bears in the club section on the 0 yard line in oakland

that was the only game i ever went to where i didnt care who won, they were both my teams

my real team

and my california adopted team.

who both drive me crazy

especially today. all day.