1. Saturday, October 12, 2013

    hey guess who’s in nyc 

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    I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare.

    My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners.

    An old friend came in from outta town.

    Someone stole my car.

    There was an earthquake, a terrible flood,

    locust!

    It wasn’t my fault!

    I swear to God.