today is katfrans birthday, shes 34

lucy and katfran

like most of the people on the internet katfran and i have never met,

and probably never will, but thats ok, she has a great blog THAT I LOVE

why? well theres not a lot of young moms telling you about their lives and raising adorable kids

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and partying at six flags and universal studios all the time and eating

GRILLED CHEESED SANDWICHES and swimming in pools and being fun.

who knows why. maybe because just being a mom is TIME consuming.

earlier today katfran was all hey what am i chopped liver?

katfran

as if thats a bad thing.

people LOVE CHOPPED LIVER

and today we are all very glad that katfran is still blogging after all these years EVERY DAY

my dream is one day soon i will anonymously interview a bunch of bloggers including her

and people tell me their biggest secrets and we BLOG THEM without their pictures or names

and afterwards everyones all WHAT??? and i’ll be all I KNOW RIGHT? and they’ll be like wow.

happy birthday Katfran!

 

i need a new car. xbi has always hated the xbimobile

gracias caddy

its too flashy, its too obvious, its too expensive to insure, its too memorable,

it freaking says xbi on it.

its impracticable, its hard to put bad guys in the back.

the trunk is too small, the gas mileage is bad, and you cant see well when youre driving.

yes it looks cool and has an excellent stereo, and even though i dont work for them any more, they whine. a lot.

walked past this used car lot yesterday and saw this old caddy and took a picture

without even realizing how excellent the license plate was.

and now i want it.

todays sass’s birthday shes 24

sass

born in HK. schooled in Toronto. polished in DTLA. married in NYC.

your dream girl thinks about you day and night, rain or shine, east coast or west

sass

shes a world traveler but she just wants to land in your arms.

speaks four languages but says it all with an invisible smile.

sass

when she was sweet enough to let me crash in her lower east side penthouse i left behind a bukowski thank you

totally forgetting that shes got a few of his words on her bare skin.

thats why you should pretty much give her everything.

happy birthday, albert einsteins mom.