today is ali’s birthday, shes 24


ali was born a poor black sharecropper, but hustled and made her way to LA and befriended a nice jewish family

who took her in and made her one of their own. rebellious, stylish, funky, and fresh it took her a while to adapt

but not before too long she had learned the ways of the valley and made it her b-word.


of course she fell into some bad company from time to time, but thats normal on the mean streets

and with the proper rehabilitation, she found her calling: promoting violent video games


it put a sweet sweet smile on her face.


today ali has found her niche as a bon vivant with a mission, a raconteur with a cause

her aim is to bring soul back to our lives with equal parts blood, sugar, and that delectable scorpio magik

she means no harm.

but if youre not part of the solution, you should probably not get in her way.

happy birthday superhero valley girl from another time. we’re blessed you spend some of it with us.