i need a new car. xbi has always hated the xbimobile

gracias caddy

its too flashy, its too obvious, its too expensive to insure, its too memorable,

it freaking says xbi on it.

its impracticable, its hard to put bad guys in the back.

the trunk is too small, the gas mileage is bad, and you cant see well when youre driving.

yes it looks cool and has an excellent stereo, and even though i dont work for them any more, they whine. a lot.

walked past this used car lot yesterday and saw this old caddy and took a picture

without even realizing how excellent the license plate was.

and now i want it.