1. Saturday, November 30, 2013

    the xbi was not happy 

    xbi in the garbage can

    DID YOU REALLY SELL THE XBIMOBILE?

    did you really just call it that?

    THAT WASN’T YOURS TO SELL!

    what are you talking about, of course it was.

    WE GAVE THAT TO YOU!

    i was under the impression that if something is given to you it’s yours.

    NO! NOT AT ALL! NOT WITH US! NOT WITH THAT! DO YOU KNOW WHAT WAS IN THAT CAR?

    dude i had it exactly three years, i know what was in it.

    AND YOU JUST TRADED IT IN? FOR A… A… PRIUS?

    i didnt get no prius, bro.

    AGENT YOU HANDED OVER A CLASSIFIED WEAPON TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC

    technically, if you take me out of that thing, and if i take the secret stuff, it’s just another fast car stuck in traffic.

    xbimobile in the shop

    HOW ARE YOU SURE YOU REMOVED EVERYTHING?

    i’m pretty sure.

    PRETTY SURE?

    jk im sure. i even got the goods out of the tires.

    THE TIRES? THERE WASN’T ANYTHING IN THE TIRES.

    great then you won’t mind if i keep them.

    the lonely life of the xbimobile

    YOU REALIZE THIS MEANS WAR!

    this doesn’t mean war. this means pretty much the opposite.

    DEATH?

    peace.

    YOU WANT TO BE AT WAR WITH THE XBI?

    listen, you have been at war with me since the very beginning. i’ve just been sitting here.

    YOU’VE BEEN A VITAL PART OF THE XBI. THE CAPTAIN OF CHOPPER ONE. THE PILOT OF THE MACHINE.

    first day owning the xbimobile

    im just a loser in a cubs hat and magic shoes.

    ARE YOU SAYING YOU DIDN’T LOVE THAT CAR?

    love? it was pretty. but wasn’t it the xbi who trained us that looks are deceiving, and usually a huge fakeout?

    DOESN’T MATTER, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE DONE THAT

    xbimobile in death valley

    shouldnt? what about all the things you guys did to me and the other agents?

    IT ALL MADE YOU WHO YOU ARE TODAY.

    well you made this agent a pacifist, so great job.

    THANK GOD NOTHING IN HERE IS TRUE LOL

    dude the agency is selfish and unloving and based around fear and greed. most of us just wanted to help people.

    WE HELP PEOPLE.

    you abandoned your best agent when he was down on his luck.

    YOU WEREN’T WITH US THEN

    danielle in the xbimobile

    thats not what you said. rewind the tapes.

    THE TAPES WERE IN THE CAR!

    XBI driver

    good.