1. Tuesday, December 3, 2013

    im teaching the strays manners 

    good sir

    i realized the reason i dont want any cats is they like to just make up their own rules

    jump over there, jump on that thing, knock stuff over

    so i told them that if they get their act together that maybe

    just maybe

    i’ll house one or two when the winter comes.

    so tonight Boldy knocked gently on the door and i opened it and he said

    kind sir, might i trouble you for a plate of kibble?

    fine.