im teaching the strays manners

good sir

i realized the reason i dont want any cats is they like to just make up their own rules

jump over there, jump on that thing, knock stuff over

so i told them that if they get their act together that maybe

just maybe

i’ll house one or two when the winter comes.

so tonight Boldy knocked gently on the door and i opened it and he said

kind sir, might i trouble you for a plate of kibble?

fine.