simon asks, “dude how does ashley only get prettier with time?”

ashley christmas 2013

i must say, there is something about vegas.

either it totally sucks you dry and spits you out.

or it appears to preserve you forever.

im sure the daisy princess would credit a strict veggie diet,

chasing around a beautiful daughter for exercise, and the wonders of diet coke.

maybe one day she’ll have a blog again and you can ask her yrself