today is kristin pony’s birthday, shes 24


if i was president obama theres a few people who id force to blog.

todays birthday girl is on that list.

others include: splink

jennifer lawrence

courtney love

vp biden

hologram tupac

bob dylan

and the entire supreme court

of course theyd probably assassinate me

but when i got to the pearly gates id get a high five from st. peter for trying.