things im doing in the next few days

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testing out google glass

getting my blood looked at because my pressure’s perfect but my bod is freaking

dining with my buddy bob from kindegarten

giving interview and style tips to the daily nexus alongside mel lalum

going to my buddy dave’s birthday party instead of seeing hockey at dodger stadium

getting acupuncture for the first time ever because im an old man and ive done everything else

writing my congressman to tell him to deport justin bieber for underage drinking

dui

then laughing about it