oh you mean beach volley ball in left field, a Kiss concert in RF, and inline skating at homeplate?
with appearances from Wayne Gretzky and Vin Scully
and omg fireworks?
i think only the writers of The Simpsons can find any humor in this.
this is why Canada secceeded from The Union.
this is why Bin Laden is rolling in his “watery grave”.
this is why Dodger Stadium is cursed.
this is why Magic Johnson was a terrible head coach.
this is why people point at LA and laugh and laugh and laugh
and then buy tickets by the millions.
why must they do this to inline skating?