1. Monday, February 3, 2014

    a letter from etienne upon hearing i passed two more kidney stones in the last 24 hours 

    etienne

    Tony I swear to baby Jesus you better be alright.

    WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU THOUGH?

    You make money. Just pay a Mexican woman to make all your food everyday and don{t eat ANYTHING other than that and don´t drink anything other than water. No booze, no pop, no sake.

    Seriously.

    I swear if you croak I´m going to go and kill you. And I certainly won´t be pouring rum on anybody´s grave if their croaking was completely avoidable.

    What is wrong with you. You live in America, land of answers. SO FIGURE THIS THE F OUT, TONY.

    Honestly.