im on hold.
the lady said the urologist only comes in on Tuesdays
i was all THIS IS LA I HAVE GOOD INSURANCE WTF WTF WTF I AM IN EXRUCIATING PAIN
so sge said “so you have hmo and we are your insurance ppl?” n i said YESSSS
so she put me on hold
and now i have to hear this stupid message while i wait.
heres what it should be “youre not gonig to die. we are ging to help you. we love you. we went to school for this. we love you, hod on. we are trying . i know this suks. and then play pink floyd or something nice.
THE PILLS DONT WORK. BUT I CANT HAVE A DRINK. QHY DOES BOOZE REACT SO BADLY WITH PILLS. ALL I WANT IS A SHOT OF RUM AND A KISS
if this kills me this is what i want on my tombstone