jeanine has been one of my closest friends since i first seduced her in isla vista on cordova ave.
a few weeks later she tried to kill herself, but it didnt take, so she, for some reason considers me her guardian angel instead of The Cause of All Misery, which is why she’s wonderful.
like many close friends there are times when we laugh cry and scream at each other. sometimes in the same conversation.
jeanine is going through a lot right now. she has experienced some deaths in her family, she has a very demanding career, and she is doing her best to detox from booze all by herself.
like beyonce, shes an independent woman. unlike queen b, jeanine has no jay-z with benjamins to help smooth the road to success.
yesterday i got a text message that she had a seizure at work and was rushed to the hospital.
about an hour later i got another text from her boss saying “please call me tony” and i panicked because i thought she had died in the hospital.
i was terrified to call because i didnt want to hear that news. i thought about all of the things that i wanted her to do with the next 100 years of her life and one of them being that i wanted her to teach my kids how to be guitar heroes.
fortunately she is still alive. and kicking. and joking. and beautiful. and wonderful. and i am so happy and relieved.
i love her so much and i look forward to dining with her tonight.
happy birthday amazing aquarius!