creepiest Old Spice commercial ive ever seen

over slept this morning. faint idea why. my phones my alarm clock and i think i got my phone in the blankets

for some reason the radio signals can get through a 99 year old apartment

but not through a cheaply made bangladesh blanket purchased at target.

usually i wake up before my alarm but daylight savings time is the devil.

until of course youre leaving work and my eyes my eyes oh thats the sun

the beautiful californian sun

wishing you welcome to an after work special.

my maid comes tomorrow so no way can i oversleep as she would wake me up.

i put an extra $5 in her envelope because every dish i own is in the sink

including the tupperware because i ran out of bowls.

i should probably give her an extra $10

one thing you see in LA are personalized plates for days

kanye

but sometimes theyre on the most expensive cars and you think to yourself,

“is that really that guy or is it some super rich kid”?

today i was driving past El Coyote on Beverly and i saw this and I had to pull over.

Because if it is Kanye, it MUST be documented.

sadly i was on my lunch break and couldnt wait around all day to find out whose masarati this belonged to

so we can just pretend for now that it was he, and by he of course we mean ye