i hadnt worked most of the year, but at the beginning i got some lump payments

and then none of my unemployment was taxed, plus i sold a bunch of stock to keep the spring break rolling.

surely i was going to have to pay a few grand to uncle scam

but alas, the xbi “h&r block” turned my frown upside down and ive got over a grand coming back to me

just from the golden state. so thank you jerry brown for not taxing unemployment.

i will be toasting you from the vip tent at coachella right before the replacements take the stage.

even though i know i’ll never play the lottery i do it anyways because lucky days happen

the only question is how much do you have on the table when your number hits.

i drive around and look at abandoned buildings and think of what id do if i bought it.

there used to be this place on fountain and normandie – a mud wrestling place.

its been shuttered for years and years. strange, because you can see it from the hollywood freeway

youd think any advertisement you could paint on your wall would pay the rent all by itself.

but no it sits there empty maybe because its right up against a residential neighborhood

and people would whine if drunks made too much noise in the parking lot.

found out from my pee doctor that the pee test i took was fine

he was a little disappointed that i delivered 2.5 liters of urine during the 24 hour test.

he says 2 is normal and i might be over doing it with the water, which is nice.