creepiest Old Spice commercial ive ever seen

over slept this morning. faint idea why. my phones my alarm clock and i think i got my phone in the blankets

for some reason the radio signals can get through a 99 year old apartment

but not through a cheaply made bangladesh blanket purchased at target.

usually i wake up before my alarm but daylight savings time is the devil.

until of course youre leaving work and my eyes my eyes oh thats the sun

the beautiful californian sun

wishing you welcome to an after work special.

my maid comes tomorrow so no way can i oversleep as she would wake me up.

i put an extra $5 in her envelope because every dish i own is in the sink

including the tupperware because i ran out of bowls.

i should probably give her an extra $10