flowers asked me questions

20130930-010031.jpgDaisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

6th grade

Carnation: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?


Jasmine: What color looks best on you?


foxglove:Name three facts about your family?

My mom was one of the first black female computer programers, My sister’s pool is as hot as the hot tub, My grandma had 6 german shepards

Allium:What’s the best thing you can cook?


Orange Blossom:If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?

Yes. If I had a daughter I’d be afraid I’d shoot all of her boyfriends. In the face.

Calla Lily:If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?

Tsar’s “I Don’t Wanna Break Up”

Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?

That silver platter that looks liek a fish

Oxlip: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?

Thats’ for sucker MCs

Primrose:Favorite kind of soup?

Kanpai has a bad ass ramen after 10pm

Daffodil:What’s the most thoughtful present you’ve ever received?

The truest got me an expensive camera.

Rose:Are you currently in love with someone?

My heart is a flower. It has many petals.

Amsonia:Would you ever become a vegan?

Sure, why not. But I would lust for bacon and McRibs. And sushi. And Jello

Peony:What’s your favorite hot beverage?


Tulip:For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?

Birthday cake

Myrtle:Do you like going on airplanes?

Yes but I prefer to go in them.

Hibiscus:Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?

Sax, drums, and four string guitar.

Zinnia:Who was your best friend when you were six years old?

Bob Downing

Poppy:What color was your childhood home?

how to blog dogBrown with tan trim

Hydrangea:Starbucks order?


Violet:Do you like where you’re from?

What’s not to like?

Locust:What was your favorite book as a child?

The Lew Alcindor Story

Rhododendron:What’s the scariest dream you’ve ever had?

I have a recurring dream that I am running from something and I end up in a house that isn’t mine and I can’t get out and the owners of the house are saying who the hell are you and what the hell are you doing here.

Queen Anne’s Lace:Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?

Rap is an artform

Magnolia:Favorite kind of candy?


Aster:Would you rather be cold or hot?

Hot hot

Marigold:Do you listen to what’s on the radio?

Constantly. Especially Howard 100

Heliconia:Do you like when it rains?

Sure, because that’s God saying wait till you see what Wrigley Field is gonna look like soon.

Azalea:What’s a movie you cried while watching?

80 percent of them

Dandelion:Do you think you’re important?

I don’t think the NSA does, but I know the IRS does.