1. Tuesday, March 25, 2014

    gwar isnt supposed to die 

    theyre from prehistoric times.

    they live in antartica.

    your singer isnt supposed to die at 50 years old.

    one minute youre at the AV Club covering Kansas

    next minute youre being talked about as if youre dead.

    because youre dead.

    one of the best rock memories i have is going to see gwar with several of my friends

    including the fresh faced redhead isla vista sweetheart kelly green

    she knew what was up, so she wore a plain white tshirt to the show

    and afterwards we were all sitting around a big round table in

    the dennys in sherman oaks and all american kelly had blood all in her hair

    splattered on her shirt

    and smeared across her freckled face.

    i bet gwar is now in heaven, just so God can make people wonder if theyre really in heaven