we are not going to Rhonda! We are NOT going to Rhonda!
even though i am an architect, the greenhouses i build are nothing special. not everyone has to be frank gehry.
omg did you have the Spicy Choclate?!
american apparel has baby clothes? im going to have to deck out my nephew!
asian girls dont want us. we look too middle eastern.
you weren’t drunk, love, you’ve been in america too long.
i couldn’t help it, i thought she was britney spears!
i’m too spontaneous, i don’t even use yelp.
why did you turn off stevie wonder? that was saving my day.
i’m sure the uber driver has rules about that, jenny
90s music is the new 80s music, because we old.
is romeo working the door because i need to call him to assess the sitch
telling people youre athiest is like coming out of the closet.
it is 3:30 in the morning. that was so nice of him. i should have hugged him.
how many group texts are you in?
So she said, “awards season is over, let’s party!”
oh youre paul, you have such a perfect life, youre so perfect, paul, come here, kiss me, im going to hit you
no, me and my friend play a lot of magic the gathering.
can you take us to City Walk, sorry.