He was all I want to write her a love poem.

I stopped at the light, kept my head looking forward and said you don’t wanna write any love poem.

Yes I do. YES I DO! He laughed knowing that he did wanna write not just one but many.

Dude, chicks don’t like love poems.

Why not?

Because they come from spazzes like us. Only time they’d actually want one is from some lunkhead who couldn’t write a good one in the first place.

Are you suggesting we start ghostwriting? He asked. Because if you are, I’m down.

I didn’t tell him no because back in the day the love poem market was sweet.