i read about a DJ who died today of bad health who was younger than me


so i took the elevator downstair, past the women who came to see the DVF exhibit in their DVF wrap dresses

and i walked to the salad joint to get a salad cuz im unhealthy and old and stupid and dumb

and i have $11 burning a hole in my pocket


some people just buy sliced and cut fruit from the fruit amigo but i like to eat my vegetables and drink my fruits

even though thats probably against the skinny girl cocktail way of life which is typical

eat my shorts


when i win the lottery im just gonna eat mail order steak anyways and die in a digusting heap

next to my Miró fountain of ginger ale

a real artist, btw would only work with corn syrup, btw, fwiw, lol, brb, kthnxbi


theres two paths you can go down in life, my lifecoach Pierre told me,

you can be mediocre

or be fabulously mediocre and advertise.


which means for me paying an extra buck for extra avocado

and winking at the girl for free eggs

the Coke is only there for color.