i read about a DJ who died today of bad health who was younger than me

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so i took the elevator downstair, past the women who came to see the DVF exhibit in their DVF wrap dresses

and i walked to the salad joint to get a salad cuz im unhealthy and old and stupid and dumb

and i have $11 burning a hole in my pocket

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some people just buy sliced and cut fruit from the fruit amigo but i like to eat my vegetables and drink my fruits

even though thats probably against the skinny girl cocktail way of life which is typical

eat my shorts

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when i win the lottery im just gonna eat mail order steak anyways and die in a digusting heap

next to my Miró fountain of ginger ale

a real artist, btw would only work with corn syrup, btw, fwiw, lol, brb, kthnxbi

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theres two paths you can go down in life, my lifecoach Pierre told me,

you can be mediocre

or be fabulously mediocre and advertise.

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which means for me paying an extra buck for extra avocado

and winking at the girl for free eggs

the Coke is only there for color.