so i took the elevator downstair, past the women who came to see the DVF exhibit in their DVF wrap dresses
and i walked to the salad joint to get a salad cuz im unhealthy and old and stupid and dumb
and i have $11 burning a hole in my pocket
some people just buy sliced and cut fruit from the fruit amigo but i like to eat my vegetables and drink my fruits
even though thats probably against the skinny girl cocktail way of life which is typical
eat my shorts
when i win the lottery im just gonna eat mail order steak anyways and die in a digusting heap
next to my Miró fountain of ginger ale
a real artist, btw would only work with corn syrup, btw, fwiw, lol, brb, kthnxbi
theres two paths you can go down in life, my lifecoach Pierre told me,
you can be mediocre
or be fabulously mediocre and advertise.
which means for me paying an extra buck for extra avocado
and winking at the girl for free eggs
the Coke is only there for color.