its also cold and windy and not at all like april in LA its more like december but whatevs
it’ll be over by sunrise.
it’s 1:22am and this pretty girl was worrying about life the universe and everything
cosmos was on and she was all, wow if the universe is really that big then we are seriously worthless.
if we are a speck of dust on a speck of dust surrounded by millions of other specks
in world of specks, then who cares?
the rain hadn’t come down yet but it was fixin to.
i said theres a few things we can do with this information: we can let it bum us out
or we can say wow out of all of those specks, we’re the only ones
we’re the only ones with taco bell.
which means, we might be the only one that God really does pay attention to.
i said, i bet there are thousands of planets that God really digs for one reason or another
like maybe one is really pretty or one is really smart
but computers were really just starting to take off in the 80s and boom ten years later so many people had the internet
thats almost as smart as pants.
theres a leak by my fridge and when it rains i have to make sure the bucket it under the leak.
i have a little flashlight back there just for nights like these where ive gotta adjust the bucket
because its near the fridge it means its also near the freezer
so i came back with two bowls of ice cream.
and a can of whipped cream.
fuckers on planet zip aint made no whipped cream outta a can, i said.
and we turned off cosmos for the night.