I don’t usually like ubering around USC


It’s usually short quick rides up and down Fig

Or being forced to watch frat dudes be frat dudes


But for some reason tonight was different

Everyone was super sweet


Even when I told the frat dudes that they couldn’t bring their

Coors Lights in my beautifully clean car

Ok fine they bitched as they spilled and guzzled

But eventually they got in and we drove off into the super warm night

As a giant full moon rose all over LA