1. Thursday, May 8, 2014

    dumbest man alive 


    the phone kept ringing but the ringer was off.

    so i turned it on.

    tony pierce?

    who’s asking?

    guinness book.

    as in the beer?

    yes and the book.

    youre gonna offer me a beer?

    no we are letting you know you are the dumbest man alive.

    you dont think i knew this?

    well maybe you did, but now it’s official.

    perfect, thanks.

    and then they called me the n word.