the phone kept ringing but the ringer was off.

so i turned it on.

tony pierce?

who’s asking?

guinness book.

as in the beer?

yes and the book.

youre gonna offer me a beer?

no we are letting you know you are the dumbest man alive.

you dont think i knew this?

well maybe you did, but now it’s official.

perfect, thanks.

and then they called me the n word.