the phone kept ringing but the ringer was off.
so i turned it on.
tony pierce?
who’s asking?
guinness book.
as in the beer?
yes and the book.
youre gonna offer me a beer?
no we are letting you know you are the dumbest man alive.
you dont think i knew this?
well maybe you did, but now it’s official.
perfect, thanks.
and then they called me the n word.