had a nice long talk with my mom yesterday


shes the best.

here are some of the things that she suggested i do with my life

1. enter the priesthood

2. only date black girls

3. go back to flying helicopters

4. move back to illinois

5. get a hobby

6. adopt a few of the cats

7. remodel the bachelor pad

8. go vegan

9. trade my niece and nephew’s xbox one for my xbox 360

10. stop dating girls who only love you for your blog