1. Friday, May 23, 2014

    people act like salvidor dali didnt love to jump rope 

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    yesterday i ate watermelon for the first time. i was a little drunk.

    also psychologically the only black kid at school cant be running around eating watermelon.

    but in a salad, after a few beers, surrounded by intelligent worldly people

    a brother can eat a little watermelon with his kale and steak

    and feta.

    i keep remembering what this crazy person told me about universal studios,

    she said if you were on your death bed what would you regret?

    and i thought say finding out what your apartment looks like.

    but she said, i bet it’s “i never went to universal”.

    and suddenly i knew what her apartment looked like.

    salvador dali roller skating.