people act like salvidor dali didnt love to jump rope

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yesterday i ate watermelon for the first time. i was a little drunk.

also psychologically the only black kid at school cant be running around eating watermelon.

but in a salad, after a few beers, surrounded by intelligent worldly people

a brother can eat a little watermelon with his kale and steak

and feta.

i keep remembering what this crazy person told me about universal studios,

she said if you were on your death bed what would you regret?

and i thought say finding out what your apartment looks like.

but she said, i bet it’s “i never went to universal”.

and suddenly i knew what her apartment looked like.

salvador dali roller skating.