xbi was all wanna see game 7?
I was like nah
They were all front row upper deck drink tickets free tacos
I said yawn I’d rather see it at home, alone, in my pajamas
They were all: you can park in our parking lot for free
I said can I get a plus one?
They were like sure but you gotta do a flavor for us.
I went see always a catch with you guys can’t just flow a brother outta the kindness of your heart alwas gotta be quid pro quo alwas gotta be a ying pro yang. What. What do you want me to do: kill someone at halftime? Poison the other teams Gatorade? Hack the scoreboard? Trade arms for hostages?
They said those are all great ideas, but can you bring us back a few shirts? They might be giving them away.
And I felt bad for distrusting my old agency.
So I said yeah sure.
And at halftime I did them an extra favor at no add’l cost bc they had been so nice.