got a hundred dollar check in the mail and i wanna buy sushi


today was a pretty fun day, the boss made us have a meeting at a restaurant

where the world cup was playing because he knew some of us would be distracted


the meeting wasnt till 3pm so i went to the food trucks for fish and saw these funny signs


kurt cobain called me on my cell he was all, tony when are you gonna write another novella about me

i said all you had to do was ask buddy


then he told me to go to the Replacements instagram and i saw that theyre playing in NYC

and i was all man o man i really should go see that show IN A TENNIS COURT


learned that churro ice cream sandwiches are a new thing in LA but only in Los Feliz



learned that Tony Gwynn died at 54 years old this morning. only Padre i cared about.

sweetest guy. best black MLB hitter since maybe ever. unless you count Barry Bonds

but why would you count him? didn’t Gwynn get fat and bulky as he got older too?

anyways as i looked up Gwynns crazy numbers in the record books i saw that he only had 3,100 hits

about 1,000 less than Pete Rose, my hero.

Gwynn played 20 years. hit .306 or higher in all of them except his pre-rookie season

to have caught up to Rose he woulda had to have gotten 50 extra hits every season

for 20 years.

what a testament to Charlie Hustle


they ordered onion rings and all this fried stuff as we watched soccer and drank beers but i didnt eat nothing

secretly i was sad that of all things Tony Gwynn died because of cancer from chewing tobacco


people croak from the craziest things


i’ll probably croak from kissing the wrong girl all night and having my heart assplode

people should pretty much always say yes to me no matter what


i really dont know why they dont.

but the more i learn about phil jackson and stanley kubrick and alfred hitchcock and orson welles

the more i realize that in every ones life there are people who say oh hell no

no matter how many miracles youve shown them or good times youve had.

thats one reason i said yes to the pretty girls yesterday when i was 30 seconds away from watching the game of thrones finale.

to eat chicken.

if more people just said yes to fun things the world would be funner.

ironically here are the people that no one ever said no to:

dick cheney


the bank of america

the NRA

and the people who allocate more money to military and jails than to schools and health care.

so maybe once everyone finally does start saying yes to everything i propose,

i should start getting nervous.