i will never wear anything under a baseball jersey except a heavy metal concert tee.
i will never trade arms for hostages.
i will never give any solicitor money while im dining out at a restaurant.
i will never read 95% of the books in my house.
i will never eat 50% of the food in my freezer.
i will never donate my amazing tshirt collection to the poor even though i love giving things to the poor.
i will never spend more than $20 on shorts, $25 on a shirt, or $30 on pants even though i would wear them forever.
i will never trust one two three four five people ever again.
i will never go to a Cris Angel show again
i will never jaywalk across sunset again on cinco de mayo.
i will never believe that music without guitars can hold a candle to music with guitars.
with that said, i will never stop being amazed by art tatum, the hendrix of jazz piano.
i will never again ask a woman working at a fast food restaurant how many months along is she.
i will never buy a washer dryer for this apartment but i still look at the ads in the paper all the time.
i will never own a gun.
i will never go mountain climbing.
i will never stop drinking coca cola no matter how many kidney stones it creates.
i will never take down my bedroom Christmas lights.
i will never stop writing on the world famous busblog.