1. Thursday, June 5, 2014

    picked up a guy in venice we drove to beverly hills 

    a million ways to die

    we agreed on a lot of things:

    that GPS systems are miracles
    that WiFi is a miracle
    that the government spying on us is bullshit
    that its surprising that both parties spy on us no problem
    that no more of these giant companies should be allowed to merge
    that Uber is amazing

    dropped him off at this nice restaurant
    and as he was leaving he said
    hey she might want to leave right away, can you stick around for a minute?
    i said yes because you should always say yes
    and i watched him go inside, greet a cocktail table of three women
    and sit down.
    so since i was in the valet spot i took off because he looked busy.
    a minute later he beeps me.
    so i turn around, drive back, and pick him up with she.
    and what a she.

    really pretty but in a natural way. happy. not drunk.
    sitting in the middle of the back seat as close to him as she can
    she figures out stuff on her phone, theres texting, talking
    stories are exchanged and she says to him
    can you set your alarm to 5am.
    he does it. and she says, now listen im going to take an ambien
    as soon as i get my apartment
    so you have about 15 minutes to make a move or
    or it’s your fault, not mine.

    they laughed and kissed and she said no really
    as soon as i get in there.