xbi has a time machine they dont tell anyone about


some agents are actually from the future which is why they can predict it so well.

the only problem with time travel, so ive heard,

is you have to make sure not to affect real change in the future

my trick, i mean their trick is to give advice

since no one ever takes advice

you’ll never have to worry about screwing nothing up.

last night sass and i ate noodles and she told me an amazing story about

a psycho young woman from europe who doesnt even exist.

i was eating a fried catfish.

crazy can text and email and all these other things but shes probably total fiction.

when i asked the waiter if the catfish was whole or cut he said