why is jack white not smiling

jack white

– hes at a Cubs game

– he doesnt have a magical xbi-issued Cubs hat (lost it? was it stolen?)

– he is not holding an Old Style

– he has forgotten that winning is not the point of going to Wrigley Field

– he is not in the bleachers

– he is at a night game

– theres not one black person around him

– he is just realizing that Harry Caray is no longer the announcer

– the Cubs are at least two years away from a world series (but probably three)

– no one knows the words to his new hit single and thus cannot sing along

– Chicagoans are lovable but keep calling him Jack Black (honest mistake)