1. Wednesday, July 23, 2014

    why is jack white not smiling 

    jack white

    – hes at a Cubs game

    – he doesnt have a magical xbi-issued Cubs hat (lost it? was it stolen?)

    – he is not holding an Old Style

    – he has forgotten that winning is not the point of going to Wrigley Field

    – he is not in the bleachers

    – he is at a night game

    – theres not one black person around him

    – he is just realizing that Harry Caray is no longer the announcer

    – the Cubs are at least two years away from a world series (but probably three)

    – no one knows the words to his new hit single and thus cannot sing along

    – Chicagoans are lovable but keep calling him Jack Black (honest mistake)