picked up three at a fancy beverly hills hotel

kissingthe two female passengers wore thigh high lingerie and skirts and seemed very drowsy

their handsome gentleman friend sat beside me and we headed for the sunset strip.

were they movie stars or rock stars or friends of friends of the famous

who knows, all i know is they probably needed a pick me up

cake came on my phone

short skirt, long sweater

one of the ladies went, omg my dad listens to this.

not sure if that was a compliment but kept rolling.

finally one of them said how sleepy they were again so i said, how about i pull over to that drug store over there and bro can get you guys a mexicoke or something

they agreed to a pink monster

normally i dont really like waiting because you dont make very much money waiting, it’s almost like youre losing it.

but friday was so slow i didnt care.

in fact these ppl were funner than most everyone else all day

it was taking dude forever to come back with the drinks

so i said, hey can i take a picture of you for my uber instagram?

one of them said, your ubergram?

and i was all

click