that if you let two adorable kittens bound into your house
and let them run around and slide on your hardwood floor
and show them the kitty litter and kitty litter box you bought a while ago
and they BOTH use it perfectly in minutes
and then they run around some more chasing the most ridiculous things
bottle caps, used kleenex, spent rounds
and then they fall asleep on your lap
one with a paw around the other.
you will fall in love with them.
and you’ll become a cat lady?