what a crazy wonderful nearly perfect weekend


one of the bonuses of living in Hollywood is we get things that we dont deserve like special secret concerts

this weekend we were treated to three nights of Hollywood Bowl performances celebrating The Simpsons,

which is pretty much my favorite tv show of all time.

Conan, Weird Al, the people behind the voices, and even creator Matt Groening was there

it was fantastic and even had fireworks.

great rundown of highlights on Franklin Ave!


my buddy Chris who i watched the original four seasons with in college was there along with the Miller sisters

who could recite pretty much any line from any of the first 10 seasons.

i wore my Pin Pal bowling shirt and was so full of excitement and happiness that i literally puked with glee

during the live performance of The Bartman which lead into the fireworks.

really? yes. it was hot, i was drunk, i had eaten a sandwich with pickles, and i was overwhelmed.

now do you believe me that im a sensitive poet?

or was it the xbi….?


then yesterday there was the Miss America show. which was so amazing that if i had anything to puke i woulda puked too


it was a cross between Pop Up videos, and the worst portions of Toddlers and Tiaras.

no one should have won because there was very little to love about any of them except for how bizarre they were.


why did i watch it? oh because i love Miss America/Miss Universe but also I was on a super huge high after watching Da Bears

UPSET the San Francisco 49ers in an amazing comeback on Sunday Night Football.

there really is something absolutely wrong with me.

not women, not food, not even a live showing of The Simpsons can get me as emotional as a Chicago Bears football game

i get superstitious, i wont move, i cant drink, i can barely pee. im screaming at the TV

im live tweeting like a mad man. and finally im stomping around the house hugging the cats

and screaming to the church members jogging outside


i’m still flying high.

im weird.