sometimes kittens appear at your doorstep. so you say fine, why not.
sometimes tall blondes with legs as long as the california coast start liking everything on your instagram.
so you say fine why not.
and sometimes your college girlfriend is floating around and could use your couch
and you say of course baby.
but then the xbi says no seriously we need to get the wires out of the walls of your house
because we’re wireless now
and if anything happens, like i dont know, you move, because you’re loco, and the next ppl see all the wires, then we’re screwed.
so they start ripping up the walls of your sweet pad and your fridge is now in the kitchen and the kitty litter is now in the bathroom and the kittens are running around
and dust is flying and at least theres lots of food in the pantry
and amber and jeanine really get along. maybe because theyre born on the same day (!) and they have freaky similarities like they have a hard time answering yes or no questions.
one day i went into the freezer for ice cream and there was butter pecan, something i thought only my granpa ate.
i was like amber did you buy this butter pecan? and she was all, omg i love that but no. and jeanine said oh i did, lol.
the other night as i got out of the shower i saw them spooning on the couch
tv glow lighting up the room
kittens asleep at their feet.