it said, have you noticed that everyone all around you falls apart?
and it made me go through a series of emotions:
disbelief, all my friends and loved ones are at the top of their game
doubt, except for that one and that one and
anger, if the xbi is behind all of this i will use their evil weaponry against them!
sleepiness, man i was pooped
super anger, why would they waste their energies on me
religious, dear god please smite them with your fancy energies of retribution
and then finally zen: i sent them a pie
along with it a note
if you eat this pie all the negative feelings you were trying to instil on me will be multiplied
and you will have gas for a good thirty minutes
if you dont eat this pie you will prove to me that you have no courage
for how can a pie be filled with feelings you superstitious so called superheroes!?!!?
prove you have eaten it all by video taping it with a copy of todays newspaper
which some of them did as i recently received a youtube clip.
never kiss an xbi agent.
they’ll put anything in their mouth.