it said, have you noticed that everyone all around you falls apart?

and it made me go through a series of emotions:

disbelief, all my friends and loved ones are at the top of their game

doubt, except for that one and that one and

anger, if the xbi is behind all of this i will use their evil weaponry against them!

sleepiness, man i was pooped

super anger, why would they waste their energies on me

religious, dear god please smite them with your fancy energies of retribution

and then finally zen: i sent them a pie

along with it a note

if you eat this pie all the negative feelings you were trying to instil on me will be multiplied

and you will have gas for a good thirty minutes

maybe forty!

if you dont eat this pie you will prove to me that you have no courage

for how can a pie be filled with feelings you superstitious so called superheroes!?!!?

prove you have eaten it all by video taping it with a copy of todays newspaper

which some of them did as i recently received a youtube clip.

never kiss an xbi agent.

they’ll put anything in their mouth.