actually i do.
im terrible on the telephone.
and im doubly terrible being a shoulder to cry on.
why? because most of my advice is take a nap and when you wake up take a shower.
just come over and take a nap with me.
or. worst of all:
use this as fuel to write a kickass blog post on your secret blog, the one i dont even know about.
why is this bad advice? because usually people dont want advice, they just want me to listen.
and im the worst listener of all.