do i have any faults? omg ha!

taylor swift

actually i do.

im terrible on the telephone.

and im doubly terrible being a shoulder to cry on.

why? because most of my advice is take a nap and when you wake up take a shower.


just come over and take a nap with me.

or. worst of all:

use this as fuel to write a kickass blog post on your secret blog, the one i dont even know about.

why is this bad advice? because usually people dont want advice, they just want me to listen.

and im the worst listener of all.