had to take Prince and Michael to the vet today

prince and michaelamber took care of the details i just dropped everyone off and left my credit card behind.

im gonna have to stop doing that because Uber doesnt pay well any more.

anyway here are some things i think my money paid for

– shots
– vaccines
– immunizations
– backrubs
– tummytucks
– flea baths
– weiner snippings
– tubes tied
– ties dyed
– find my iphone dohickeys
– baptisms
– fortunes told
– brainwashings
– deprogrammings
– circus tricks
– nails clipped
– ears scratched
– general trauma
– overall checkup
– age detected
– fingerprinting

but i have a feeling none of that happened, we’ll see.