normally im against such things, but i never get to hang with chris and ben

i was at CJ’s soul food at 9am on the dot, the fellas were too.

we sat in a booth in the back and discussed all the good things three bachelors would:

motorboats, journalism, jeff solomon.

as i drove home i realized that even though we chatted for two hours, we never talked about sports

even though we all love sports.

for some reason i considered that a backhanded success.