the cats lay next to my bedroom door

bella and they push their paws under my door.

usually they’re playing with little cat toys, or bottlecaps, or tacks

and they’ll push it under the door to me and just lay there waiting for me to return it.

it’s a bizarre version of catch.

called CatCh.

pretty sure im selling my car in a week or two.

yesterday i went to Carmax and looked at a few Mercedes.

the 250 is cool looking but the backseat was pretty tight.

the 300 isnt that much more expensive but they only had it in gray and i wanted it in black.

cuz its beautiful.

absolutely no pressure. in fact the saleslady told me to call my Ford dealer and see if they could give me a better price for my Cmax.

my payment for the mercedes would be exactly the same as for my current car, and it has the same mileage (24k) – how is that possible?!?

but last night i sorta fell in love with the Audi 6. not only is it slicker looking, i think, but for $25 a month it could be its own personal hotspot.

yes, wifi in my ride.

what passenger wouldnt love that?

to me that would be worth the double price id be charging them to ride with me.

the 2012 Audi 6 is a little more than the 2013 mercedes 300 but it might be worth it.

only problem: carmax doesnt have any, and dealerships are $$$$

my first concert was jackson five, my second was ac/dc back in black

coachella 2015 starring ac/dc

i remind myself of that whenever im sad.

or i look at pictures of girls ive kissed.

thus im hardly sad for very long bc the Lord has been watching over me for ever.

today he whispered in the ear of my favorite music festival and voila AC/DC is the headliner and so many bands i really like will be there too.

namely Jack White, Bad Religion, Jenny Lewis, Belle and Sebastian, Florence and the Machine, The Reverend Horton Heat, Royal Blood, Yelle, St. Vincent, Desaparecidos, Off! and Chicano Batman.

ive tried super hard to get into The Weeknd, Flyting Lotus, and Ryan Adams, so who knows maybe something magical will happen.

ive also tried SUPER DOOPER HARD to get my long long friend Chris to rent out the house we had last year for 10 days so we wont have to worry about getting a pad but slackers gonna slack i guess, whatevs.

heres my plan: weekend 1 im gonna Uber day and night and make that money. if i have to, i’ll sleep on Andy’s couch, if they will have me, like i did last year. except this time i will get there on Thurs 4/9 and Uber the kids everywhere. ive learned how to do it. it’s hard but not impossible.

i will rest a lot, poolside. i will be topless.

i should probably lose some weight before i go.

oh boy.