1. Friday, February 6, 2015

    mom, dont look at this post 

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    my moms the best mom ever. shes just looking out for her first born.

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    she grew up in a time and a place where everyone was nicer and sweeter and way more polite

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    except for the crazies discriminating and hanging black people and making them feel terrible about their skin

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    so when i swear or use the lords name in vain or put up a “weird” picture, she’ll text me

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    “whats going on with all the cursing, are you ok?”

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    im totally ok ma, i teller, sometimes you gotta keep it real

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    when i was at E! she was very sad because i was cursing like a sailor. same when i was running LAist

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    at the Times, my boss advised me to tone it down and man was ma on top of the world.

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    where i work now no one cares about this blog because blogging is dead and you know what good

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    because even the good book keeps trying to tell us that when you die…

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    …you go to heaven

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    and in heaven everything is beautiful, even the four letter words

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    (amen)