oh hell no.

when you’re currently married to the most amazing woman in pop music,

the last thing you wanna do is screw that up in any way.

i dont wanna say that women get jealous, but ive met some jealous women

and it doesnt matter if you’re out with a truck driver or a beauty queen

when you get home you’ll have some ‘splaining to do.

and there are no correct answers in that interrogation.

if youre smart you wear a police body camera, but even then a jealous woman will question your every laugh, your answers, the way you didnt proclaim your undying love to your betrothed.

it’s lonely on top and jay-z knows this. he didnt go after kanye when kanye

rightfully

ascended the stage sunday to challenge Beck’s win over Beyonce.

jay obediently stood by his queen.

he has 99 problems.

if he goes to brunch with anyone  else he’ll have 99 more.

aint nobody got time for that.